Is Bush's half-brain always half-empty?

We can now add to the classic question:

"Is the glass half-full or half-empty?", Bush's latest malaprop,

"the half-glass is full".  So I guess our choices are:

Glass half-full, glass half-empty, half-glass full, half-glass empty,

half-glass half-full, half-glass half-empty.

If Dick Cheney is a half-glass full kinda guy, then Bush must

be a half-brain is always half-empty kinda guy. 

Bush League

Anyone who doubts that our president is a moron must be a moron.

He was only a "C" student in Harvard's MBA program. 

If being born a Bush got him into Harvard, It must have been his

"faith" in Jeezus that got him through. 

In MBA programs a "C" is usually the lowest grade they give. 

To average a "C" means you did no work at all. 

Jeezus apparently answers prayers for "social promotion"...

Georgie spent his entire life as the screwed-up son of George Sr.

who was at least deserving of some respect for intelligence (even

if he did benefit greatly from being a Senator's son).

Georgie's real motive for the Iraq war wasn't weapons of mass

destruction, it was penis envy.  His dad's penis, of course.  The

only way Georgie could one-up his dad was to take out Saddam,

no matter what the reason.

And, being the fine Christian he is, Georgie has no problems making

up and believing in fantasies.  Especially ones involving penises, Arabs,

and weapons of mass destruction.

Bush is further evidence that it takes 3 generations to really screw up a

family name (see Hilton and Ford for more examples). 

Of course, when his daughters (or at least the sober one) gets

out of college, I'm sure there will be a spot for them in Harvard.

I only hope they don't develop "bush" envy...

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The Middle East sucks.

Three major religions proclaiming "peace" were founded there. 

Each religion's "truth" is a threat to the "truth" of the other.

They hate each others guts in the name of their own little "god".

The only "truth" in their religion is survival of the tribe.

All their wars are brought to you in the name of the gods of Abraham.

May they all one day rest in "peace".